August 2011
2 posts
My next big thing! →
I’m going to do something I love: teaching!
July 2011
10 posts
Glitterfy.com - Love Quote Glitter Graphics
The letter "T"
I like lots of things that begin with the letter “T.” For example:
Teaching
Traveling
Tacos
Tumblr
Thunderstorms
Tubas
Trampolines
Tofu (**Just kidding, I dislike tofu)
[But I do like] Tiramisu and Toffee and
Tree-climbing
For Amy (Written by Russell Brand) →
fuckyeahollywood:
When you love someone who suffers from the disease of addiction you await the phone call. There will be a phone call. The sincere hope is that the call will be from the addict themselves, telling you they’ve had enough, that they’re ready to stop, ready to try something new. Of course though, you fear the other call, the sad nocturnal chime from a friend or relative telling...
I need a job. Who wants to hire me?
I’ll do almost anything.
May 2011
12 posts
Giving away Nikon D3000 w/ Fish-eye Lens.
drgnkooky:
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME.
Two months old, very good condition.
WILL INCLUDE a Nikon strap, USB cord, Three lenses, Quick Charger, Body cap, Two rechargeable batteries, and charger.
Reblogs only please. The winner will be determined by a random number generator.
CONTEST ENDS JUNE 2ND.
The reason why I decided to give it away was because I am getting a Nikon D5000 when...
MARIO & PACMAN
stareforawhile:
Hahaha! This is the very best thing I’ve seen all day, I think.
“Do not gloat when your enemy falls; when he stumbles, do not let your heart...”
– Proverbs 25:17 (NIV) (h/t almightygod)
April 2011
5 posts
A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
January 2011
121 posts
